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METAPSYCHOLOGY

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DR. ALDOUS BENSON

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Zipline through

the banana plantations

of your mind.

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ABOUT GOATS and GOODNESS

All goats are good.

If you are good , then you must be goatlike. 

Since all goats are good, and you are goatlike,

then the part of you that is good is a goat. 

- Dr. Benson

THOUGHT-BASED APPROACH

Project your thoughts into the light using your fingers

 Your thoughts are extensions of your self. The shape of this extension is fingerlike...almost pseudopodish...

as they reach into the light matrix of consciousness.

Go ahead.

Let your thoughts dance on the wall as shadow puppets sprung to life.  

Think with your fingers. And let your fingers tell your thoughtstory.

Let your thoughts weave through the complex interplays between shadow and light.

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DR. BENSON'S KALEIDOSCOPIC MIND SYRUP

Feed your guts, feed your mind

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VERY DRY ANTIFASCIST WOODEN STICKS FOR BURNING THINGS

Fight fascism with truth, justice, and clean fire.

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Stop being bossed around by 

mountains. Eat an ice cream cone in front of them and say "Mmm, this is really good...too bad I don't share with bossy mountains."   

Dr. Aldous Benson

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Man Looking Out to the Mountains
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